You know you are fat when ..

You know you are fat when:

1. Your kids say you look like a pregnant woman in your body hugging thermal wear.

2. When your kids say you look like 9 months pregnant, your sister - in all honesty & sincerity, quashed the claim and said instead, "No. That looks like 6 months. 9 months is so much bigger."

3. Your wife says, "I've waited 12 years for him to go kurus. I can wait another 6 months."

4. You mumble profanity when bending down to help your heels into the shoes.

5. You bought a shirt your size, come back home try it on and see in the mirror something similar to "nangka pakai baju" at Tok's house.

6. You pick up a Levi's jeans and say "Uh .. this is huge." Try it on and say "This fits so well".

7. You'd rather wait for the level crossing bar to come up & cross the rail track than cross the pedestrian bridge to the other side.

8. When you weigh yourself up, you look at the scale and soothe yourself by saying - "the jeans is about 1 kg, shirt 300 g, sweater 500 g, socks ...."

9. Your wardrobe turns blackish.

10. Your wife tries to help you lose weight, and you say "you kasi I makan ini aje?"

That's it. Losing weight is definitely gonna be at the top of this year's resolution.