Conversation between a young Arab and his father:
YA: What is this weird hat that we are wearing ?
Father: It's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun !
YA: And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing ?
Father: It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it
protects your body !
YA: And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet ?
Father: These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert !
YA: Tell me, papa...
Father: Yes, my son ?
YA: Why are we living in Kuala Lumpur and still wearing all this shit, with the Malays following us in doing so?
Courtesy of St Bull